((LOL sorry for the lack of updates, i’m a lazy bitch and have only been playing league of legends— i will return to the regular updating soon.))
Anonymous: Why do you do taxidermy? It's gross!
Right, because animals rotting in the dumpsters or next to the road aren’t gross. At all.
And why do I do it? Well, I do have a history with stuffed animals.
As a child, my only friend was a stuffed rabbit, who I in fact, do still have. And I used to talk to that thing. It was the only thing that kept me somehow sane as a child.
And after some time, I decided to start doing taxidermy myself.
Anonymous: And you did the taxidermy yourself?
… Yes? I always do it myself.
Anonymous: My apologies if you have already answered this but what do you think of Les Miserables? Particularly Jean Valjean, Cosette, Marius, Eponine and Javert?
It’s all good.
Very good.
Anonymous: So where did you get all those birds and deer that you stuffed and then to put into your forest? Did you hunt them yourself or did you buy them/have them shipped from elsewhere (as some of those birds where exotic)/randomly find their carcasses?
Tell me, how in the earth would I get animal carcasses shipped? But, I did use to hunt…
But the deer are mostly roadkills, not very smart animals, don’t you agree? … The birds though, usually have sadder stories, usually they are found from dumpsters. And one of them was trapped in a mouse trap in the cellars.
Anonymous: Why are you so negative?
Because my view of life is a lot more realistic than yours.
Anonymous: Because you haven't told us who your partner is, silly. ;P
And it will stay that way for a long time if you don’t mind.
Anonymous: Whoa, no need to get rude, monsieur. The Persian thing was merely speculation, and I asked for affirmation. If I came off as conceited and condescending, I apologize.
Why would you need affirmation of somebody’s partner?
No I’m not going to bone you please go away
