Right, because animals rotting in the dumpsters or next to the road aren’t gross. At all.
And why do I do it? Well, I do have a history with stuffed animals.
As a child, my only friend was a stuffed rabbit, who I in fact, do still have. And I used to talk to that thing. It was the only thing that kept me somehow sane as a child.
And after some time, I decided to start doing taxidermy myself.
… Yes? I always do it myself.
It’s all good.
Tell me, how in the earth would I get animal carcasses shipped? But, I did use to hunt…
But the deer are mostly roadkills, not very smart animals, don’t you agree? … The birds though, usually have sadder stories, usually they are found from dumpsters.
And one of them was trapped in a mouse trap in the cellars.
Because my view of life is a lot more realistic than yours.
Why would you need affirmation of somebody’s partner?