(This is an askblog for Charles Dance's Phantom. Asks will be answered with pictures sometimes.

THIS IS NOT A ROLEPLAY BLOG! All messages from roleplay accounts WILL be ignored unless they are legitimate questions.)


Is there possibly something you would be interested in? I can't promise of interesting answers about my life, but I'll try with my best...
((LOL sorry for the lack of updates, i’m a lazy bitch and have only been playing league of legends— i will return to the regular updating soon.))

((LOL sorry for the lack of updates, i’m a lazy bitch and have only been playing league of legends— i will return to the regular updating soon.))

Anonymous: Why do you do taxidermy? It's gross!

Right, because animals rotting in the dumpsters or next to the road aren’t gross. At all. 

And why do I do it? Well, I do have a history with stuffed animals.

As a child, my only friend was a stuffed rabbit, who I in fact, do still have.  And I used to talk to that thing. It was the only thing that kept me somehow sane as a child.

And after some time, I decided to start doing taxidermy myself.

Anonymous: And you did the taxidermy yourself?

… Yes? I always do it myself.

Anonymous: My apologies if you have already answered this but what do you think of Les Miserables? Particularly Jean Valjean, Cosette, Marius, Eponine and Javert?

It’s all good.

Very good.  

Anonymous: So where did you get all those birds and deer that you stuffed and then to put into your forest? Did you hunt them yourself or did you buy them/have them shipped from elsewhere (as some of those birds where exotic)/randomly find their carcasses?

Tell me, how in the earth would I get animal carcasses shipped? But, I did use to hunt…

But the deer are mostly roadkills, not very smart animals, don’t you agree? … The birds though, usually have sadder stories, usually they are found from dumpsters. And one of them was trapped in a mouse trap in the cellars.

Anonymous: Why are you so negative?

Because my view of life is a lot more realistic than yours.

Anonymous: Because you haven't told us who your partner is, silly. ;P

And it will stay that way for a long time if you don’t mind.

Anonymous: Whoa, no need to get rude, monsieur. The Persian thing was merely speculation, and I asked for affirmation. If I came off as conceited and condescending, I apologize.

Why would you need affirmation of somebody’s partner?

 No I’m not going to bone you please go away

cellar door by coryjohnny for tumblr.